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The diet is simple: eat nothing, and apparently, think deeply about your relationship with food and your mother. It’s a surreal world where the word “nutrient” is replaced with “thoughts,” and the only thing you’ll be starving for is your sanity.

Now, let’s talk about the food situation (or rather, the lack of it). The teens are subjected to the club’s daily rituals, which include sipping on clear liquids that could either be water or an elaborate hoax, and picking up philosophical crumbs. This isn’t your average diet regimen, folks; this is the "We’ll Starve Your Body So Your Mind Can Eat All the Reality It Can Handle" diet. Think of it as the spiritual equivalent of the juice cleanse—except with less juice and a lot more brain fog.

Naturally, the students start losing their minds. One by one, they begin to question whether they’ve become so enlightened that they've forgotten how to eat or if they've simply been hoodwinked into an all-you-can-think buffet. The drama intensifies as the guru pushes them further into their dietary delusion, and it quickly becomes clear: when you deprive yourself of food, the only thing you’re really hungry for is a sandwich. Or maybe just a hug.

Club Zero is a wild ride where food and philosophy collide in the weirdest way possible. But hey, if you’re someone who likes their horror served with a side of absurdity, this is your meal ticket. Just don’t expect to leave with any appetite for normal eating habits—unless you count the overwhelming urge to devour an entire pizza by the end.

Dieting has never been so emotionally complicated. Bon appétit... or whatever.